if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one

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will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

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why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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“That’s all right,” she says, and I have to wonder how many times she’s said that to the people in her life who screwed her over somehow.

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*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

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